The candy is not a lie. [ colors tcg halloween event ]

[ets]

Through no fault of the Candy-Dispensing Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.

We regret to inform you that escape is impossible.



However, you may free-fall into this innocuous-looking hole, into which I've dropped a delicious piece of candy.

You'll jump in, won't you?  



(( Comment indicating that you've jumped in after that candy! ))
(( ... or if you don't want to jump in, leave a trade. XD ))

Comments

[fall]

Trick-or-Treat!

FLINGS SELF INTO THE PORTAL

[ets]

Please ensure that your hands and feet are inside the portal at all times. We are not liable for any health issues that may arise from this ride, including but not limited to: lacerations, cuts, bruises, broken bones, decapitation and subsequent death. We hope you enjoy the ride.
Happy Halloween!

[anotherheaven]

FUCK IT, IT'S CANDY, I'M GOING IN

/DIVE-BARREL ROLLS

[ets]

Welcome to the Ool-tal. Notice how there's no P in it? Please help keep it that way.
Happy Halloween!

[tragedy]

This seems perfectly legitimaaaaaate! /jumps after that candy

[ets]

Of course it's perfectly legitimate. There do not exist 1,473,235 people who have successfully sued us for malpractice and breach of ethics. Candy?
Happy Halloween!

[harukami]

[Leaps right in after the candy!]

[ets]

That thing on your back? It's not a parachute.
Happy Halloween!

[anesidorian]

That hole looks highly suspicious...

/jumps anyway!

[ets]

I recommend the rose-tinted glasses available at at our gift shop, at which you may also purchase our delicious cake.
Happy Halloween!

[kues]

SEEMS LEGIT /divess

[ets]

Of course it's perfectly legitimate. There do not exist 1,473,235 people who have successfully sued us for malpractice and breach of ethics. Candy?
Happy Halloween!

[miyoungie]

/throws self in after candy/

TRICK OR TREAT, YEAH!!!

[ets]

Oh, you certainly musn't let the candy go to waste.
Happy Halloween!

[hyoga]

....... Well if it's for candy... /jumps in!!

[ets]

Indeed. If you'll join us for the remaining tests, cake will be provided as well.
Happy Halloween!

[nyxnoxbox]

Who wouldn't jump in for delicious sugar? FORGET MY OWN WELL-BEING!

*jumps*

[ets]

The release of beta-endorphins from the fructose and glucose present in candy can lead to a sensation of feeling 'high' and the reduction of physical and emotional pain. We believe this can only be beneficial to your well-being.
Happy Halloween!

[octillerys]

I TOTALLY JUMPED..!!!

ps trick or treat

[ets]

Well done. We wouldn't want your body to be split into two portions or more while you jumped, would we?
Happy Halloween!

[ex_painter182]

trick or treat!

/throws self into candy pool/

[ets]

We would probably call this a candy loop, rather than a candy pool, but allowing our subjects to dive through loopholes in our system certainly cannot be allowed. Wait, is that a parad- whoOOooOoah [BZZT]
Happy Halloween!

[needles]

C-Can't I just use my portal gun to bring it to me...?! /falls in head first after the candy

[ets]

In case you were wondering, the candy will melt if shot at with the portal gun. You were merely wondering, weren't you?
Happy Halloween!

[empanadas]

Trick or treat!

/JUMPS!!

[ets]

Both, apparently.
Happy Halloween!

[truebluespark]

[ets]

Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world.
Happy Halloween!

asg;'dhs; perfect gif

[laurant]

trick or treat!!

... before I do any jumping in suspicious holes, is there anything I can offer you for totori15? since someone beat me to hustle18 sob

[ets]

Hmm. objection01 would certainly not be objectionable, even if your reluctance to fall for me might be.



Happy Halloween!

[singingtomysoul]

Trick or treat!! *swan dive*

Is there anything you'd like for your domineering10?

[ets]

How graceful and considerate of you. I'd give you two candies if the rules allowed, but how about two cards instead? My domineering10, platinum07 for your firefist19, dance01?



Happy Halloween!

[baredick]

Trick or treat!
I guess i'm jumping!

[ets]

I guess you may have this candy, then.
Happy Halloween!

[oriaon]

/jumps!
For the candy...!! \o/

[ets]

If you'll jump for candy, perhaps you might enjoy our programme in which you may engage in testing for cake?
Happy Halloween!

[arilyn9]

I'm fine! I'm fine! Just banged my elbow. And knee. But anyways!
Trick or treat!!

[ets]

Why, I'm fine too, thank you! I'm just BEING A POTATO. Here is your candy.
Happy Halloween!

[kuranosuke]

Trick or-- *jumps after the candy* Treaaaaaa-aaaa-aaa-aaaaat--

[ets]

Thank you for participating in the Echo Chamber experiment. You may claim this candy as your reward.
Happy Halloween!

[sannin]

Candy, I wants it. I loves you candy! Come to mes! Trick or treat! *follows candy into the abyss*

[ets]

Takes it already. Thens leave.
Happy Halloween!

[ets]

Good for you. I suppose you think that candy tastes better than cake, too? WELL YOU ARE WRONG
Happy Halloween!

[reneetwist]

For a gray candy? /jumps in the portal

Triiiick or treeeeat~!

[ets]

...Vivi? I -- it's okay. This is for human subjects only. Maybe. Here. Candy. Now leave.
Happy Halloween!

this is the best candy post i've seen so far

[netbug009]

TRICK OR TREAT

why thank you

[ets]

Did you jump in? If not, you'll have to leave me a trade if you want my candy. Would you swap your mask20, objection04, smell12, smell20, izuna-otoshi09 for my akagami16, american03, hakuryou14, digimon12, suna-suna11?

[casualty]

[jumps after]

[ets]

A teru-teru bozu? That's adorable, but will you ever see the outside world again? That was a rhetorical question, by the way.
Happy Halloween!